Angry polar bears? Or my imagination?

All right. I know that God does not sit up in heaven pulling levers on some giant weather machine. I tend to believe that God set Creation in order and, for the most part, sets it to run like clockwork. But lately I have secretly wondered if there is some malevolent force in the universe that gets joy out of this horrible winter. Someone must be doing something to deserve this. I know its not me, so I'm pointing fingers!

Seriously, is there anything as aggravating as shoveling WHILE it is snowing? The other option is to let the snow pack down and open up a luge track in my driveway. Trying in vain to keep the concrete clear so that it might melt off at some point has merely resulted in creating an invisible sheen of ice underneath the snow. The results might be comical to some divine spectator, but my knees are killing my and I think I pulled something as many times as I slipped on the snow.

I have heard "So much for global warming" so often this winter, it has lost all sense of irony. Personally I know that Climate Change is much bigger than a winter in Iowa. We are still in the midst of a global warming, polar bear genocide. But this winter is terrible! I am tired of it. So please tell me who is responsible for this! Is it one of Skeletor's spells? Or maybe a scheme hatched by C.O.B.R.A.? Or maybe it is those vindictive polar bears....hmm...do they have access to weather machines or a few pages from the Necronomicon?

All I have to say is please, please make this weather go away! We will give in immediately to all of your brutal demands! Just make it stop snowing!